*I went to a general store.
They wouldn't let me buy anything specific. *The sign said "eight items or less".
So I changed my name to Les.
*You know how it is when you go to be the subject
of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think
maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. *In
my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so
often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a
call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."
*Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the
same time. I think I've forgotten this before.